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English
EMPECEMOS...
David Bisbal:
"¿Ave María cuándo serás mía?"
O sea se quiere tirar a la madre de Dios, a qué hijo de puta se le ocurre decir eso... al infierno carajooo!
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Daddy Yankee
"A ella le gusta la gasooliiiiina...y una cojuda responde "Dame mas gasoliiiiina"
O sea ese piraña cree que las mujeres andan con combustible o q chucha y la otra cojuda se computa moto...
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Sin bandera:
"Que todo el mundo cabe en el teléfono?"
q mierda fuma este pendejo...
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Bacilos:
"Yo sólo quiero pegar en la radio?"
este que nos quieren presumir que ellos son pegamento o qué mierda...
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Wisin Y Yandel
“ni tu padre ni tu madre me quieren contigo…pues hagamos el amor x el telefono”
O sea q este par de fumones nos expliquen como podemos hacer el amor x el telefono…nos ahorraríamos el pasaje no? ......... ptm q hijos de puta jajajaja!
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Alejandro Sanz:
"Le he robado el alma al aire?"
Este Fuma de la mala, o sea qué carajo tiene que ver el alma con el aire...
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Los Doltons
"Por que se fue Por que murio Por que el señor me la quito?"
Si la misma historia relata que la muuy bestia iba manejando y que ella misma se desbarranco... nadie te la quito animal!!
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Chacalón
"Por que yo sufro y me emborracho por ella.. la Botella?"
Osea que la botella tambien trampea... osea este gordito creia que la botella era su jerma?!.. ptm que imbecil!!
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micky santana
"chuculun… rompe la molleja toma... revientale el buche toma...”
q mierda se esta tirando una gallina o es zoofilico [ptm q enfermo ste csm!]
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Benny Ibarra
“el cielo en tu mirada cada madrugadaa”
Este huevon pa mi q esta jalando harina de pescado con un pincho de ron..…como carajo va decir q en los ojos de alguien se ve la puta madrugada
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Hector “El Mother”
"Se que me quieres amar...oye Gata Celosa"
Otro arriola que se quiere levantar a su mascota
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handy Feliz
"Tooooooocame"
ptm la mariconada tambien tenia que estar presente... quien diria que ese moreno pelon seria rosquete..
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Salsa Kids
"Dejame un beso que me dure hasta el lunes"
jajjajaja que sano..
ademas que mierda.. este cojudo no piensa bañarse piensa que asi el beso le va a durar...
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Juan Luis Guerra
"Ojala que llueva Cafe en el campo"
Que chucha ..... oe arriba Hay Chacra?!!!!....imbecil!!
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Don Omar / Aventura
“(1)Amigo pido perdon no nunk t falle…...Y aunq no es facil admitire q sali con tu mujer……// (2)…….q te perdone Dios yo no lo voy a hacer…..”
Mira huevon en 1er lugar dejate d rollos y dile d una puta vez q t tiraste a su mujer y q es un cachudo de mierda!........y en 2do sakale la conchasumare pee….pa q xuxa lo vas perdonar…no seas bruto!
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Antonio Cartagena
“Si tu no estas yo me voy a matar…”
O sea te vas a matar x una flaca??....... X UNA FLACAAAAAAAA?! no jodas pues!
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El Chombo
“dame tu cosita…ay ay…dame tu cosita…ay ayyyy”
O sea q este enfermo encima exige q le den.. y termina con un grito de marica…asi nadie va a atracar pe imbecil
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Tongo
“tengo una pituca q me quiere mucho… (teeengouu unnn pituuucaaa q me quierraaaa muchoouuu…)”
Oe gordo travesti ni tu vieja te quiere y menos una pituca pe cojudo… mucho t juntas con Bayly cholo